Far as I’m aware, Reagan never wore diapers.

And the mushiest brain!

If I’m still alive when Trump finally meets the scales of justice, I’m going to attach a helium balloon to my (currently flagless) flagpole, and put the flag on the balloon. That way it can be more than full mast.

I was stuck at home for several weeks after a back injury. I was on Vicodin and could barely get out of bed, no tv. So I started beating it. Well, with Vicodin, it makes it very difficult to finish and I lost track of time. By the time I had finished, I realized I’ve been at it for 5 hours. My dick hurt for 4 days afterwards, and the Vicodin didn’t really help with that pain.

Would have been nice if they didn’t allow him to campaign…

Come on bird flu, you can do it! Any day now!

Or intelligent.

sneaks into Minnesota the day before it goes into effect.

Being smart has only gotten me anxiety. I’ll go with attractiveness.

That’s a great tech n9ne cd.

It’s the revenge tour.

There won’t be another vote if we just sit by.

Even if he did, trump will get the supreme court to give him the go-ahead anyways.