

That’s the point.
The report is basically going to say everything is fine. Stuff is old, but if you’re not plugging it into the Internet it doesn’t matter. This directly contradicts the Republican’s on stolen elections, so they’re squashing the report.


Ok real talk here.
Work to rule and malicious compliance only works when you have the backing of a strong union, or workers rights. In the US, for most jobs, they can fire you whenever they feel like it, and for no reason at all.
If anyone senior decides you’re fucking with them, even if there’s no proof, and they’re completely running on vibes, they might just fire you anyway.
My advice is copy the other porters. They know how much they can get away with, and find a decent hiding place for when you’re on a break.