Maybe the polling companies have realised that in the post-truth world, narrative is where the money’s at? If it works for Mainstreet and the Conservatives, who cares anymore? Find a base to play to, tell em what they want to hear, make that money.

If someone doesn’t even start a position, can we still measure their tenure in Mooches?

Which is why the people that benefit from the current situation are huge proponents of supply, of course. Just like reducing your personal carbon footprint and pulling yourself up with your bootstraps. Suggest an unrealistic solution, real culprits get a complete pass.

Ahh PBS, it’s been nice knowing you. You will be missed.

To be fair, they did the same thing to Mormons in 1838 and got rid of them for a while.