I’m saying a few old man BJs can really help your stats.

So it turns out the average age of the Epstein associated sexual attorocities Trump participated in is like 33.

Thank you for making this explicit and clear. Anyone realistically hoping for any other outcomes is just blind to what has happened to the US government.

I want these released, but when I see people thinking this is somehow the answer to all of the injustice instigated by the executive branch, I’m dumbfounded.

I’m not expecting the next presidential debate to be much more than grunting and screaming.

The you are not paying attention. They are legion.

You over estimate Americans. People said this shit about the orange goblin. This concept of let their dumbest most pathetic candidate rise to the top so we can crush them no longer works.

Don’t ride the scorpion’s back just because it’s headed the same direction as you.

How do you so fucked up that you welcome a completely unnecessary presence of the national guard in the streets of your city? Are these the same people that get bummed out if their dentist tells them they don’t have any cavities?

Morales my dear sir? A corporation is a base beast. You can teach it the lessons of carrot and stick, but do not be so fooled as to think it can learn compassion or morality. When left alone in the darkness this little mouse’s eyes glow orange and its jowls drip moist with frothy salivation.

Oh man, this Obama guy will say anything to distract us from releasing his birth certificate.

Why are you being dismissive of this? Media control is a major step forward for fascist rule. We all want those files released, but what do you think exactly will happen when they are? Trump is definitely in there, but at this point do you really believe he will face meaningful consequences because of that? At this point that logic seems delusional.

Do you know how many damn fucking oceans there are? Did you know the earth is mostly water? Why would he memorize every oceans name? He’s not a fucking cartographer!

It was the cat ear thing wasn’t it?

If you consider this as “news” welcome back from your coma.

You really lost me at “MTG explains…”

OMG! He’s missing!!?

Oh she can still go to jail if she tries to get an abortion. That’s their protection.

I’d really love to move on toward people weighing something not being news.

YouTube link?

I’m appalled it’s not on Duolingo yet!