Don’t ride the scorpion’s back just because it’s headed the same direction as you.

How do you so fucked up that you welcome a completely unnecessary presence of the national guard in the streets of your city? Are these the same people that get bummed out if their dentist tells them they don’t have any cavities?

Morales my dear sir? A corporation is a base beast. You can teach it the lessons of carrot and stick, but do not be so fooled as to think it can learn compassion or morality. When left alone in the darkness this little mouse’s eyes glow orange and its jowls drip moist with frothy salivation.

Oh man, this Obama guy will say anything to distract us from releasing his birth certificate.

Why are you being dismissive of this? Media control is a major step forward for fascist rule. We all want those files released, but what do you think exactly will happen when they are? Trump is definitely in there, but at this point do you really believe he will face meaningful consequences because of that? At this point that logic seems delusional.

Do you know how many damn fucking oceans there are? Did you know the earth is mostly water? Why would he memorize every oceans name? He’s not a fucking cartographer!

It was the cat ear thing wasn’t it?

If you consider this as “news” welcome back from your coma.

You really lost me at “MTG explains…”

OMG! He’s missing!!?

Oh she can still go to jail if she tries to get an abortion. That’s their protection.

I’d really love to move on toward people weighing something not being news.

YouTube link?

I’m appalled it’s not on Duolingo yet!

IANAL, but perhaps he should appeal under the claim that apparently all the court documents look as though they are written in Liberian. Hardly a fair trial.

Had the same thought. I hadn’t heard the term and I totally believed Mattel had just released an I. C. E Barbie. I’m sure they track in focus groups and we probably aren’t too far off from that model flipping to being net profitable despite the poor liberal press.

Thanks for the clarification on Tony vs Scott. With so many weiners out there I sometimes get confused about which is which.

Americans? Have you seen what they are capable of?

Dude, don’t dis one of the core tenants of the modern conservative movement like that. Hipocrisy is right next to racism as an essential piece of republican dogma.

That’s just a shorter way to spell Republican.