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2028 headline: After billions spent over three years the investigation is now closed after finding no evidence of Bruce Springsteen being an illegal immigrant. Turns out that he was in fact born in the USA.
…except, after all that investigating, they realized that “Born In The USA” is not really a patriotic song.
They would never figure that out with any amount of money.
Source: YMCA, Fortunate Son
I mean, you can fill a book with stories of the Right not getting music.
There was Paul Ryan thinking Rage Against the Machine was on his side.
And Heart sued Sarah Palin to get her to stop playing their stuff.
https://www.foxnews.com/story/heart-to-sarah-palin-dont-play-barracuda
But they’ll always have the ultra relevant Kid Rock.
This is a feature of the right. The Nazis couldn’t create anything artistic, they had to steal from
BuddhismHinduism and the Roman Empire. They lack imagination, which I’m sure is linked to their lack of empathy, and they suppress the counter-culture, which is where art comes from. They fundamentally lack the ability to critically think, which is required for understanding art. The USSR, an authoritarian but (at least in theory) leftist society, produced a LOT of art that’s pretty good.It’s also the same reason why they think “jokes” are just a way to make fun of someone and they can’t fight back because it’s “a joke”, and they think that’s what jokes are for. They lack the cognitive ability to parse out cleverness and only understand the subversion of expectation part.
If they could think deeply about things, they wouldn’t be conservatives.
The Nazis couldn’t create anything artistic, they had to steal from
BuddhismHinduismOh you’re right, sorry, I stand corrected. But you get the idea.
Those mindless degenerates would never understand that.
See my comment above.
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Investigating People who HURT YOUR FEELINGS is the VERY DEFINITION of FREEDOM! TRUST me! I’m a REPUBLICAN! We’re KNOWN for Words!
Love this. For years, tax exempt Churches have been praising Donald Trump and his Christofascist cronies. Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
And then a few ultra-rich musicians share that they are not 100% on board with Trump’s 2020’s remake of the movie Idiocracy and he’s calling for a “major investigation”?
Someone’s mommy really didn’t love him
Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
The U.S. Constitution is no better than toilet paper now. Thanks conservatives!!!
This guy has to be the whiniest pathetic loser the human species has ever produced.
No wonder conservatives identify with him.
“WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?"
…does he think Bruce Springsteen was running for office?
Well, he thinks that Mattel is a country and that Abrego Garcia literally has “MS13” tattooed onto his knuckles, so yeah, probably.
When he dies, I hope there’s a full autopsy because I really wanna know wtf is going on with his brain. Frontal cortex must have been chewed up and spit out or something.
It’s simple - yeerks from anamorphs are real. We already know about the one in RFK.
Damn, that’s a deep cut.
Fuck your feelings
This does not portray strength in any way. Very small hands energy
Wait until someone tells him what “Born in the USA” and “Born to Run” are really about.
Born in the USA wasn’t about tRUMPs wife…
It’s only matter of time when people start falling from windows in US.
Let me get this straight. Trump thinks a presidential candidate paying someone else to endorse them is a campaign contribution? Illegal or otherwise that’s not how that works, that’s called advertising.
Well Trump is a Republican after all.
Boss versus apprentice
In a world where entertainers - ohai Taylor Swift - regularly make songs about things they’re worried or disappointed about, I feel harassing people who can regularly get on a mic and speak coherently - let alone rhyme those words into a catchy aural meme - has the potential to go badly.
I further feel that Bruce Springsteen is often part of the listening choice on radios or stereos of many people in the ‘red zone’ where smart American voting and simple reason usually goes to die, and I worry that he’s providing the muse for a hundred great campaign songs for the opposition.
Have you heard of this phenomenon known as Classic Rock? People have been listening to catchy songs for DECADES. Some guy - get this - some guy actually composed a song, like hundreds of years ago, and it’s still being played regularly today. It energizes the people, unifies them against a common enemy of the time, and is a great start to so many sporting events that ‘play ball’ is often thought to be the last line of the song.
This could finally go badly for the Commander in Cheese. Please, if there is a god, I want this to blow up in his face like the cheeto bag before every speaking engagement.
Seems on-brand for Springsteen. Don’t know much about him, but “born to run” is a parody of americana basically.
Nothing says “small dick” like Trump calling for the government to bully someone who hurt his feels.
I’m sorry man but if the boss says you are full of shit, you are full of shit. Investigate away dumbass.
