Alright everyone, you know the drill! Let’s all get too excited and start listing features we expect this to have that would be impossible to actually deliver. I’ll start: HL3 is gonna have space battles where you can open up your cockpit and use your pistol if you get close enough.

I was kinda bummed Loomer was out of the picture at the end of the election, she gave the right’s disaster-fest some popcorn value. I’d like to see her find a way back into the game and crash a little more spectacularly this time around.

Have the republicans learned nothing? Published, verified, sexual assault evidence is WEEKS of headline coverage. This could win him his next election because bad press is a myth and has been for a decade. Gaetz should be begging people to have it released, otherwise he’ll probably fade into obscurity over the next few years because he’s out of power.

You’d be lucky to get a side of fries for 3.50, but that’s still more than I’d spend on it.