American cars are way less reliable than imports, alwylays have been. It’s always cheaper to own an import because they need less repairs.

If the car costs 25% more on purchase, but costs 40% less in repairs, I’m gonna call that one a win 10 days out of 10.

Kinda surprised it’s not terrible tbh. Was expecting them to screw it up somehow.

If you weren’t 100% certain that GTA6 would release as a console exclusive at launch initially, you’re an idiot. This is how Rockstar has launched every game since the Xbox 360. Furthermore, I can assure you the PC release will come about a year later, and will be the buggiest mess ever launched for the first month.

“It turns out that the known Russian agent was never interested in helping Ukraine, and everyone is acting like this is surprising for some reason”

I should switch jobs and write news headlines.

I’ve met a couple people who’ve met Trump, and let’s just say “He’s the dumbest person I’ve ever met” is the default opinion of him.

Oh yeah? Well MY approval rating is a gazillion percent!

Turns out that “slams”, “claps back”, and “weighs” all mean the same thing in headlines; “does nothing”.

Foreign aid has hilariously good ROI. When I went to Africa, locals told me that the Bush admin introduced the concept of bug nets to prevent mosquito bites and malaria. A one-time program that probably cost Americans at most $10 drove a major cultural shift that has saved possibly millions of lives and has affected everyone. We’ll literally buying goodwill.

Ubisoft should feel a sense of pride and accomplishment for 1. Stealing the title of worst game publisher and 2. Stealing the title of most evil quote from EA.

While you’re being blatant about the hate, how about we give married men 3/5ths an extra vote at the same time?

Any company that will insist on an always on game is the same kind of company to cut corners on their IT staff.

The X, O, square, triangle set was probably a reference to squid games, a show with a strong anti-oligarchy motif. The show had repeated American imagery like Samuel L Jackson and the flag. If you interpret thr lyrics at those points, the show was definitively anti-establishment. If you interpreted it any other way, I suggest you watch it again.

I once watched a 20 minute video on how in order to compute trajectories for the rocket launcher in the original doom, they did some of the most advanced math I have seen in any context to avoid doing any division which is computationally expensive. How the mightly have fallen.

There should be some genetic material in everything coming out of you. This whole state is about to have to cross state lines every time they have to take a shit.

“Trump beat Hilary to being the first woman president” is honestly hilarious to me. Sad, but also hilarious.

But until then, they’ll deny it ever happened.

Alright everyone, you know the drill! Let’s all get too excited and start listing features we expect this to have that would be impossible to actually deliver. I’ll start: HL3 is gonna have space battles where you can open up your cockpit and use your pistol if you get close enough.

I was kinda bummed Loomer was out of the picture at the end of the election, she gave the right’s disaster-fest some popcorn value. I’d like to see her find a way back into the game and crash a little more spectacularly this time around.

Have the republicans learned nothing? Published, verified, sexual assault evidence is WEEKS of headline coverage. This could win him his next election because bad press is a myth and has been for a decade. Gaetz should be begging people to have it released, otherwise he’ll probably fade into obscurity over the next few years because he’s out of power.