I’d rather have him than any republiQan in office today. They’re self-urinators of the lowest order; pigs are smarter, braver, and more compassionate. They’re mindscrambled idiots, thugs, and fake-jesus-licking, woman-hating shitheads.
The fact that the Democrats haven’t done anything meaningful to attempt to stop the self-coup is disgraceful. They should be hard on the offence. They won’t get another shot.
Americans, take note, Zelenskyy is a competent, thoughtful leader who isn’t a rapist or a coward, or a cock holster for Putin.
I’d rather have Zelenskyy than Elon.
I’d rather have a toaster than elon.
I would rather Elon commit toaster in bathtub.
Masterful gambit
I’d rather have a toaster than a Cylon
I’d rather have a Cylon that can make toast.
Well, hang on, #6… I mean, wait no, you’re right, but…
So say we all.
Id rather have Leon Black from Curb your enthusiasm.
like a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body…
I’d rather have “elon’s toaster taking a bath with him” than Elon. (Shit someone already said it further down lol)
Whatever takes him out, I hope it’s caught in literally 4k and becomes the most popular video the Internet has ever seen.
Bonus points if he’s made aware that it’s becoming a video as it happens. Man I would have to order a flatbed’s worth of popcorn for that.
Additional flatbeds of popcorn for every other installment in the series.
I’d rather have him than any republiQan in office today. They’re self-urinators of the lowest order; pigs are smarter, braver, and more compassionate. They’re mindscrambled idiots, thugs, and fake-jesus-licking, woman-hating shitheads.
I’d rather have him than any Republican or the vast majority of the Democrats.
The fact that the Democrats haven’t done anything meaningful to attempt to stop the self-coup is disgraceful. They should be hard on the offence. They won’t get another shot.
There is nothing more shameful than licking a fake Jesus.
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