Americans, take note, Zelenskyy is a man who will debase himself for the good of his country. Karma tends to be a huge asshole when it comes to stuff like this.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-2 8 days ago

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

I’d rather have a toaster than elon.

almost1337@lemm.ee · 8 days ago

I would rather Elon commit toaster in bathtub.

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Masterful gambit

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

NegativeNull@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

I’d rather have a toaster than a Cylon

SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

I’d rather have a Cylon that can make toast.

Grimpen@lemmy.ca · 8 days ago

Well, hang on, #6… I mean, wait no, you’re right, but…

BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

So say we all.

raoulduke85@lemm.ee · 8 days ago

Id rather have Leon Black from Curb your enthusiasm.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 7 days ago

I’d rather have “elon’s toaster taking a bath with him” than Elon. (Shit someone already said it further down lol)

Whatever takes him out, I hope it’s caught in literally 4k and becomes the most popular video the Internet has ever seen.

Bonus points if he’s made aware that it’s becoming a video as it happens. Man I would have to order a flatbed’s worth of popcorn for that.

Additional flatbeds of popcorn for every other installment in the series.