Summary
Sen. Mitch McConnell announced he will not seek reelection in 2026, marking the end of his long career as a Republican leader.
The longest-serving Senate party leader, McConnell played a key role in shaping the Supreme Court, tax cuts, and major political battles but saw his influence wane amid Trump-era populism.
His departure signals a shift in the GOP, as a competitive race for his Kentucky Senate seat looms.
McConnell pledged to continue advocating for national defense and other priorities before retiring in January 2027.
I cannot wish enough ill upon him.
Don’t worry, I’ll help.
And my axe
And my Luigi
And my Mario
Many more stairs in his future, I hope.
Go die somewhere. Probably in the comfort you took away from millions of Americans. But I’m hoping it hurts as much as possible. I’m hoping that existential dread kicks into overdrive and all you feel is fear at the end.
Don’t really care, the damage he did is permanent now. Just waiting to shit on his grave at this point.
Damn, here I was, hoping his death would be a televised 40 minute 1000-yard stare as his body temp slowly sinks to ambient.
Fuck Mitch McConnell and everything he’s done to bring down America. I hope he dies strangling on his own vomit in a gutter and his gravestone is only be surpassed in use as a toilet by Trump’s when he finally snuffs it.
My prediction is that father time will ensure that this is true, because I don’t think he survives until the 2026 midterms. When people start falling for no raisin, their days are limited.
Yeah, this loser’s tombstone is gonna read 1942-2025. This sad excuse for a human has reached the end of his line.
Knock on wood.
What happens when people start falling for raisins?
The brains take over the world.
(It was a reference to Futurama in case my reference was a bit to obscure, not an accidental typo)
Don’t worry, I’m sure his replacement will be even worse.
With any luck he’ll disappear off the face of the earth and stop defaming the honorable appearance of turtles throughout the world.
Good widdance to bad wubbish
I don’t believe him
The dark art of necromancy is wearing off.
