What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?
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How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
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You’re the expert!
This pig thinks it’s sooo smart
I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal
Can you generate a random password for me?
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All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
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Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.
That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.
I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)
Happy cake day btw.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.
Your guinea pig taught you something today.
I’ll be careful in future.
edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.
Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…
What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?
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Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.
Sounds like them screaming for me after they knocked the water bottle down again.
This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
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Bold answer. I respect that.
2048 chickens.
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they’d probably do more…or in some cases they’d do less which would be a positive thing.
That’s a better idea
This is the funnest thing I’ve seen all weekend!
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
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I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn’t feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
no
“clever girl…”
I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this
That is what i did.
Who did you vote for last election?
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Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . …
Give me your best pickup line.
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Thanks, I’ll use this!
How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin7(x)cos4(x)?
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what’s your favourite food?
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It’s that an elephant dick?
Wow - question is, is E. Dick better with beans, jeans or artisinal eggs?
