I’ve got a boy named Cricket, but we usually call him Crikey! (Including the exclamation point, you have to say it the way Steve Irwin would say it)

Snagglepuss, Snaggles/Snags for short. She can be a lil shithead sometimes but I would die for her

This is Quill. We call her Quilly Bean, Quilly Queen, queen bean, bean queen, screamy bean or just bean.

My cat is named Denise the Menace because she lives to attack your toes. Doesn’t matter if you’re sleeping, carrying hot things or running away from her. Your toes are HER TOES. She is a bully who will back you into a corner till she gets the nibbles she wants.

We exclusively call her BABY KITTY! Pronounced just under shouting levels because she is perfect and has never done anything bad in her entire life.

Dionysis went to Dio and now is Shmoopsy

Aether went to Nandor then to Atlas but is now Tinyyyy (gotta draw out that y)

Cirilla went to Lila then went to Whatsshesnamess which turned into Shmems or Shems

Ours is named Luigi. I call her Puddy Tat.

Peanut is p.p.nut out peanut butter. Pepper is peepers or pepperoni. They both also respond to little assholes or puppos. They go crazy when my husband asks them if it’s time to party (potty).

Mowgli is momo, mowgles, or bubba. Lulu is booboo or fluff. Tessa is usually just Tessa They all respond to “kitties.kitties. kitties.” because it means dinner.

I have a cat named Aleister Meowley. He goes by Meowley for short.

Name: irrelevant Call him: dog

Name: equally irrelevant Call her: cat

May run into an issue if we double up at some point… when we have visiting dogs I call one “other dog” and the other “other other dog”

I had a floof named Alice. She was the best. A Turkish van breed, I think, which odd What yours looks like. SO SOFT. I miss her. :(

Nyx, but for reasons I cannot even understand myself, I started calling her monkey lol

Her name is bean but we call her baby

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