Florida already fucking this up for everyone else.
Fuck you Broward county. Get your fucking shit together.
It’s retirees who have time to meander to the polls in their bumper stickered golf carts during the working hours. We need workers to, borrowing some sensational headline vocabulary, slam the polls as soon as the workday is done right up until close.
What’s Florida doing?
Just fucking up in general. Broward county canʻt keep their fucking voting count reporting up so its throwing off the count. Weʻre getting lumpy updates with big vote drops instead of steady numbers. Its making it hard to see intraday signals (like we expect voting to have peaked for Rʻs but not yet for Dʻs, since most Rʻs are unemployed/ retired).
Don’t read too much into anything before polls start closing.
My election night tradition is to pour myself a bourbon on the rocks (or three), stay up late, and watch the results roll in.
Last time was stressful for obvious reasons and I wound up sad drunk. Looking forward to being happy drunk tonight!
I only drink to celebrate or if I’m at a work event so we shall see if I’m drinking tonight (I don’t have a work event tonight so my only hope is a blue tsunami). Sure hope I get sloppy drunk.
Has anyone seen some reliable polls for Nebraska?
