• CharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldOP
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    14 hours ago

    “Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine,” she wrote. “So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar. Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.”

    Heh.

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      11 hours ago

      The Couch Copulator?
      The Sofa Seducer?
      The Bank Bumper?
      The Divan Doggy-Do’er?
      The Seat Sopper?
      The Fauteuil F*cker?
      The Cushion Cummer?