• anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    I’d be like, “thank you for your service in making sure my vote for kicking the shit out of the republicans is safe.”

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      3 hours ago

      I’d be more like: “I’d like to say fuck you fascist for violating your oath and committing the crime of voter intimidation.”

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    7 hours ago

    The first few hundred national guardsmen that storm the Whitehouse and TCB will be American legends, and will probably never have to lift a finger for the rest of their lives

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    6 hours ago

    Step into booth, check first box for Democrat

    National Guard: (shifts gun in his hands) hmmm… No. Try again.

    Check box for independent candidate

    National Guard: (inspecting gun) closer… Try again

    Checks box for Republican.

    National Guard: You’re a true Patriot!™©® Thanks for taking the time to vote!

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      Yeah I can see that but realistically the goal is more likely to terrorize brown skinned people from voting.

      Thats even their excuse, that they’re preventing undocumented immigrants from voting. Too bad that’s almost non-existent plus you can’t tell by the color of peoples skin