Serious question out of sheer curiosity, but can’t resist to add this silly comment below…

Asking for a friend.

  • Zoift [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 hours ago

    Traditionally you put those in the foyer, vestibule, or mud room. You’ll want a droppable chandilier, rock, or vat of boiling pitch to drop in from above, stop the nimble and parkour ready. Few friends with pike & shot to help guide them in maybe. No sense in letting the person you want murderholed making their way in and tracking mud everywhere.