Change your driving habits.
- Republicans
They’re already telling the poors to eat less beef, so any minute now!
Someone do the math comparing total cost of Iran war to the cost of buying everyone an EV and rooftop solar.
It’s strange times for us !fuckcars folks, lemme tell ya. Strange times, indeed…
Republicans are so woke
They actually got a point, to a degree. In the US y’all be driving fat ass SUVs and Trucks that consume prolly like 15l per 100km, whereas if u were to drive a compact car, it would be much more like 6l per 100km.
The same party that thinks rolling coal on bicyclists is high comedy.
How could biden do this/s
Well, donnie and his accomplices keep claiming Biden “left them the worst economy ever” and “the highest inflation ever” and the people they are talking to rarely bat an eye, so I could see Republicons getting away with claiming Biden caused the Iran war, too.
We’re also now entering the period where historically diesel demand starts ramping up. Gonna get interesting.
Stock up on dry beans and rice and flour.
How do I make diesel out of it?
I think I saw a movie about this… was it called Mad Max?
Oh wait for it. It’s not even close to how high it will get once Iran times another closure of the Hormuz strait for maximum impact for the midterms
I’m worried there will be some fucked up deal to have it suddenly all at least temporarily under control within the weeks ahead, getting Republicans favor again.
We would need to give Iran a very attractive offer for that. They are aware of our internal politics, and want the Republicans to do poorly. They are also very distrustful of us, so any benifit to them would neec to be front loaded. But once they get the front loaded benefit, they have no reason to follow through.
Assuming you get through all of that, Iran can not just flip a switch and fix the global energy market if they wanted to. Infrastructure has been destroyed, supply chains have collapsed, and tankers are slow.
Its really no longer tied to that, it has more to do with refineries in the US shut down for maintenance and the refineries that were hit in Russia, Ukraine and a little middle east capacity that went down. Oil inventories are actually rising, because there isn’t enough refining capacity for it. It’s why diesel is so expensive right now and oil isn’t over $200 a barrel.
Maybe if they disenfranchise more black voters it’ll magically go down.
So what prevents the rest of the states from declaring a state of emergency and voiding the 24.4 cents for diesel, and 18.4 cents for standard fuel that is taxed by the federal government?
That’s one of them fellers that like to get all up close un personal with them there leopards.
Landry issued an executive order temporarily allowing dyed diesel, typically reserved for off-road vehicles, to be used in certain highway vehicles
Cool. Solving a supply issue by suspending taxes. Supply and demand will not care
Also gave a nice excuse to everyone to bee able to get caught with dyed fuel for quite a time. The dye will remain even after several fills
Not that it matters much though. Pure window dressing, considering how little dyed diesel is available in the market anyway
It’s ok. They will take our money to cover their losses in case you were worried.
Did he blame democrats?
EMERGENCY WE FUCKED UP AND ITS YOUR FAULT
It’s time!
