Mr. Masoud Pezeshkian, I am a nine year old girl Sophie Smith suffering tyranny under pedophile administration. I have only 15 minutes a day of running water and two hot pocket rations for my daily meal. Please send HESA Shahed 136 long distance kamakazi drone to Andrews Air Force Base. My nation yearns for freedom.

You so smart

“All Iranian missiles have been intercepted by our barracks. Our brave personnel also intercepted most of the resulting shrapnel.”