Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso, a former Republican state legislator who previously backed the death penalty for adults convicted of sexually battering children under 12, was arrested Tuesday on five felony child sex abuse charges.
The 67-year-old married father of seven, who was appointed by Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, faces five felony counts: kidnapping, child molestation, lewd exhibition, luring or enticing a child and child abuse causing mental injury, an arrest affidavit shows.
Investigators in Florida say Caruso violated a child—who is a relative—and allege the abuse occurred multiple times from fall 2024 to August 2025, including on a family cruise, a fishing outing and during a Thanksgiving gathering. The child has been receiving therapeutic services since April 2026, according to the police affidavit.
Its always the ones you most suspect.
Dude has an iron-clad defense, though. Said it’s only abuse if the child is the same sex and he likes women/girls. I really wish I were making that up.
Edit: wow, I actually totally misunderstood his absurd defense. He actually said “sexual deviancy is directed towards one sex rather than two” and since he’s attracted to women (when the victim here was a boy) he can’t possibly be a sex offender. I think we’ve finally found something so far gone that even MAGAts can’t support it.
Hang him
It’s what he would have wanted…
Someone once posted a heroic comment, they broke down all politicians by party who had been convicted of sex crimes with children … it was pretty one sided
It’s always the ones who you suspect.
and not the ones they tell you to fear
The people who benefit most from people believing that pedophiles are typically members of a specific minority group are pedophiles who aren’t members of that group
Projection is assumed these days.
Me thinks the righty doth protest too much.
Nope. I disagree.
Life in gen pop prison.
For however long gen pop decides “life” is. Could be days, could be a torturous number of years. Either way, it should be fucking awful.
Fork found in kitchen.
be a good one for that penalty
Give him what he wants!
It’s almost as if wishing death on people is some sort of red flag…
Uno card reverse
Its always the ones you most suspect.
I mean, it’s not, otherwise it would be much easier to keep kids safe. But I get what you mean - Republican legislator, vociferously anti-CSA, probably performatively Christian and ‘pro-family values’ (Meaning discriminates against anything that isn’t a straight white CIS family) - you wouldn’t want one of those fuckers living within a mile of a school, that’s for sure.
This season’s writing is so on the nose. I don’t know if it’s believable.
Fiction is required to be believable. Reality is under no such restrictions.
Does anyone really think any Republican will face justice?
Only in Heaven. And even then, everything I’ve read about the guy upstairs suggests he’s fine with this shit.
