Yeah yeah, and then the Iranians are going to declare Mar-A-Lago an Iranian territory and rename it to Mar-Al-Hamdullilah. It’s all a big joke thanks to the orange Bozo running the country into the ground.
You need to control a territory to declare it for yours, silly ;)
Imagine Donvict playing something like Risk…
So any baby born in the Strait of Hormuz will be considered a US citizen?
No. Not like that.
Definitely not under Darth Miller. They are trying to get rid of that whole birthright citizenship thing here.
For real life? That sounds like satire
Satire is dead.

Trump’s handlers locked hundreds of cops in a building so he could speak and instructed them to clap and boo accordingly. He ran his diarrhea mouth looking for hoots and hollers and this squirted out of it.
Then the press decided we should all give a shit about THIS demented brain hiccup this weekend.
Fuck that.
“demented brain hiccup” is some high-level insult material. If someone said that to me, I would sell all my belongings quit my job donate all the proceeds to charity, and go live in a cave, feeding off of the fungus from between my own toes. Bravo internet stranger, bravo!
Okay, someone needs to cut Donvict’s uppers or whatever he’s being given to keep him going.
Iran has already told him they don’t want a deal with the United States while he’s in office.
Lol





