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Its not an autopen, its a Ouija board.
Only three more days until he dies.
News websites will be running headlines on August 4th about how he snuck out of bed in the middle of the night, somehow got up six flights of stairs, and then suddenly tumbled down them.Death due to defenestration seems more likely. Just jumped right out that open window
Place your prediction market bet now.
McConnel’s autopen signing things now? Low-effort spooky campfire story.





