• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    They called from the Islamic Republic of Japan. They said “Seven Days”, so we have seven days to make a deal, folks. They’re sending someone over to negotiate. Very pretty girl. Long hair. We love the long hair, don’t we folks? She’s coming by well, and straight in through the TV. Amazing transportation system they’ve got in Japan.