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No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
Your ma wears high heels with tracksuit bottoms.
“Sorry, I already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”
Implying that everything they said or done was to get your romantic attention.
It was trending a few years ago but never caught on fully.
Still good.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
You make this world not worth saving.
Big fan of a slow disapproving head shake and a thumbs down. Especially in road rage situations (or any time I see a Cybertruck).
I only recently discovered the power of the thumbs down in the car. It is magical.
I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
You look easy to draw
Just respond to everything they say with “sorry, I’m not into Pokemon.”
You’re about as smart as a bag of hammers.
I would not make you the night manager at a place that closed in the evening. Also your mother’s a huge slut.
I love this one from Coriolanus:
For you, be that you are, long, and your misery increase with your age!
