• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    i just have this image in my mind. the local coffee shop makes up this whipped cream cheese that is divine and i want some on a slice of blackberry pie as soon as i get a batch of ripe berries. hell yeah.

    but of course i’m going to have a sleep paralysis nightmare and the hat man is going to force feed me a pie with some kraft single with the plastic still on it tonight just you watch what did i do to deserve this