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    she said he’s broken all but two of the commandments. which two hasn’t he broken? I don’t know all the commandments… 🙃

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      1. You shall have no other gods before me.

      2. You shall not make for yourselves any idol.

      3. You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God.

      4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.

      5. Honor your father and your mother.

      6. You shall not murder.

      7. You shall not commit adultery.

      8. You shall not steal.

      9. You shall not give false testimony.

      10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house, wife, or property.

      He is 10 for 10 as far as I can tell.

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        I mean, in all fairness, who isn’t batting at least 6 or 7 of the ten? I haven’t committed murder, and assuming you don’t subscribe to the notion that lustful thoughts = adultery, I haven’t done that either. The honoring your mother and father thing also depends on where you draw the line. I’ve never cursed their names, or anything. But I’ve definitely disobeyed and argued with them. I’ve definitely done the rest. So I’m 7-8ish myself, maybe 9 if you’re a stickler and a prude.

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                That seems to be a matter of debate or denominational disagreement. I was definitely taught that it was all lying in the church I grew up in. But I’m also sure that I probably, at some point growing up, blamed someone else for something that I did to avoid trouble.

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          Yeah I’m at 9 if you follow Jewish rules of adultery (everyone was on board, but I have slept with people who are married to someone else). 8 if you don’t respect intellectual property. But also I’m a pagan, so these aren’t my religious rules.

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    Just to be clear. This is what Christians want. They want the world to end and they want everyone but them to suffer for eternity so they can feel smug. It’s all made up fairy tales but it’s what they want.

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    “I am Real Jesus!”

    “No! You’re Fake Jesus, which makes you Real Anti-Jesus!”

    Fuck off the both of you. Stop trying to insert your Magical Realism into the reality of fascist politics.

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        Escalating “bad state leader” into “religiously defined agent of the End Times” only undermines a materialist understanding of history and politics.

        That’s before you take the Bad Good Omens angle and ask yourself whether The Antichrist is even supposed to be a Bad Guy.

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          Bad Omens

          Are you trying to reference the book/TV show Good Omens while dissing Noel Gaiman?

          I ask because I’m not sure many people would get it.

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    Of all of the terrible, evil, self-serving, racist, child raping shit this man has done, I can’t believe a jesus meme might be his undoing. unbelievable.

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    Whereas I am the panty Christ haha I don’t know why I said that please ignore hahaha

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    He might think he is, but only because he and his followers have all twisted interpretations of the book upon which that myth is based