TACO is Tuesday but Trump is always a little bitch.
What a fucking moron! He went from “imma slap you silly for no reason” to “I demand you fix this thing that was fine before I slapped you silly” to “alright fine, you don’t need to fix it”
And he wonders why he didn’t win a Nobel peace prize
Willing to? That’s what happens if the US leaves. Iran wont be giving back the power of travel, they’ll make deals with the other Mideast states to not fuck the straight. It’ll just be racketeering and Iran will come out stronger. Trump is an incompetent fucking moron.
Mission accomplished though, now Ukraine gets less help because we had to bomb brown children again.
Pump and…
In other news, Iranian rial spontaneously swaps value with USD. Trump declares war on US economists as they beg him to end their suffering.


