You know he’ll deny he was involved in this idea if it backfires. Some low level worker will get named, shamed and fired.
This statement should trigger 25th.
So not just blatant corruption, but blatantly treasonous corruption as well.
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He literally let Mar-a-Lago guests hold it during his first term. This timeline is immune to satire.
Revoke this man’s security clearance.
Why did Americans voted for this APE? Why?
Daily reminder that if you don’t vote, you agree to all candidates.
Let’s just cut to the chase where he sells national secrets on eBay.
Don’t be silly, he is using shadow brokers. The dark website where they auctioned off all of the NSA spying tools that were stolen that is.
Pays six figures to get the national security briefing
Excited to tune into the President’s Private YouTube Channel
Five hours of ads. One hour of the President saying what a good job he did.


