So he’s turn the government into a patreon subscription?
Always was
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He literally let Mar-a-Lago guests hold it during his first term. This timeline is immune to satire.
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was that enough zeroes? let’s just get this over with
So not just blatant corruption, but blatantly treasonous corruption as well.
Revoke this man’s security clearance.
This statement should trigger 25th.
Add it to the mountain of them accrued even since before he was president the first time.
You know he’ll deny he was involved in this idea if it backfires. Some low level worker will get named, shamed and fired.
Let’s just cut to the chase where he sells national secrets on eBay.
Don’t be silly, he is using shadow brokers. The dark website where they auctioned off all of the NSA spying tools that were stolen that is.
Nah, that’s a little too savvy for Trump directly. We can infer, from stories given to us, that he literally just sold secrets over the dinner table at Mar-A-Lago in his first term.
Last term sure. This term he’s teams of greasy east coast fixers (mobbed up, corporate and ethnic,) all in on his bullshit, they know what they are doing, to a degree. I mean I’m positive they set up a vast bribery system through layers of shell corporations that ends in the President, and his other appointees’ possession.
Liara T’soni would never
Why did Americans voted for this APE? Why?
Daily reminder that if you don’t vote, you agree to all candidates.
“Come for the briefings. Stay for the UFC fights. We gots Class!”.
Pays six figures to get the national security briefing
Excited to tune into the President’s Private YouTube Channel
Five hours of ads. One hour of the President saying what a good job he did.
