If you were lucky enough to have been married to the love of your life twice but both of them die before you, which one do you spend the afterlife with?

If your infant child dies, do you spend eternity with them changing their diapers?

You’re reunited with your high school sweetheart but they died in a car crash at 15 and you at 90. You spend eternity with a “kid” as an afterlife lover?

You had a dozen pets in your life- you have to have them all in the same house at the same time forever?

I think this is the exact plot of The Discovery on Netflix. In the film, it leads to a lot of suicide.

I’d rather see all my dogs, cats and horses again.

Angry that I have to deal with my stupid family for the rest of eternity. Do my best to undo the afterlife

I can feel my entire ancestry judging me from here. That would be just too cruel.

To quote 1997 Miss Universe Brook Lee, “I would eat everything twice.”

Continue working at getting off this wheel of samsara

Wonder if I’m going to the good place or the bad place.

Otherwise, probably nothing different than I’m doing already.

It really depends. Can they see my flings and hookups and everything in real time over the course of my life? If so, I’ll need 30+ post-death years to get over the embarrassment.