Federal officials initially claimed a cartel drone infiltrated U.S. airspace in bizarre incident
Homeland Security Kristi Noem abruptly ended a press conference in Arizona on Friday after being asked about a bizarre incident in which federal officials closed the airspace above El Paso this week after border officials reportedly used a laser to shoot down a party balloon they mistook for a cartel drone.
During the press conference in Phoenix, a journalist asked if the reports were true, and if so, why border officials did not appear to coordinate with the Federal Aviation Administration.
“You know, this was a joint agency task force mission that was undertaken and we’re continuing to work on the communication through that but recognize we’re grateful for the partnership of the Department of War and FAA as we go forward,” said Noem, who then walked away from her microphone.
She probably had to go restaple her face back on
As much as this lot look like ghouls from fallout I prefer to focus on the atrocious shit they do rather than their physical appearance.
It isn’t impossible for them to find conventionally attractive people to do their dirty work and the end result is the same.
I prefer to occasionally make a joke rather than focus solely on the terrifying state of affairs we’re living through
It’s classified; they’re still trying to determine the location of the other 98 luftballoons.
Hey, it’s my party and I will cry if I want to.
In the course of Doing My Own Research, I uncovered classified footage of the party balloon, which proves Noem’s case that the balloon was dangerous and needed to be taken down…
Confirmed this is official D-MOR intel, DHS and the Department of WAR (wimpy asshole regiments) are simply following protocol to achieve 200% OPSEC 🔥.
So all you have to do to confuse these people is release a bunch of balloons near the border? 🙄




