Good god! Twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts??? Stuck to raping women and children like us, ya filthy animals!!!
He should have kept it at 2 thrusts. Dammit!

How about they focus on politicians and the wealthy fucking kids?
Its like they are saying “Oh noes, I had a feeling in my unspeakable bits for a someone of the same sex and I’m in denial about it.”
This has a real, “Elvis is poisoning the children’s minds” type of vibe to it.
He could have come out with a bible and performed a service and they would have come up with a reason to investigate him.
This has absolutely nothing to do with anything he did, it’s about their racist president not liking him. It’s racism. It’s god damn fucking racism.
the level and type of stupidity has not changed at all.
It cracks me up that so many idiots think it’s the Republicans that are countercultural rebels or some such bullshit, when, really, they always come around to basically this archetype:

It’s the pelvic thrusts that really drive them insane
Oh Republicans. “Investigate it”, really? It sounds like you just want to watch it again. You don’t have to call it an investigation.
It’s just a jump to the left!

And a step to the right.
Is twerking illegal? LOL. Morons.
Won’t someone think of the children?? No, not those children… not those either… or those!
Not that way, this way!







