My wife threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at my head. It’s okay, I only sustained super-fish-oil injuries.

The United States of America

Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

I see said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

As someone who loves puns and other dad joke type humor, puns feel very much situational and a part of improv. They’re great in the moment when you quickly think of something that gets the crowd groaning, but I can’t just dig them up with no buildup and get that same feeling.

For example, I could tell you ten random puns without context to try and make you laugh, but more than likely, “no pun in ten did.”

im on a seafood diet

i see food, and if its a fish i eat it

Does music ever make you wonder? It certainly made Stevie Wonder

I don’t get your joke and it’s hurting my brain

Nevermind got it. All the children loves poetry except Tina she can’t rhyme

All the children crossed the river except Kim she couldnt swim