The reviews are coming in for first lady Melania Trump's documentary — and they're about as bad as could possibly be."Melania," bankrolled by Amazon in a controversial move that had many theorizing the movie's mere existence was a bribe to funnel millions into the Trump family's pocket, already had ...

“the fun’s not infectious and the guests are a nightmare, and two hours of Melania feels like pure, endless hell,” giving the movie one star.

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 days ago

    “Melania moves through the action like a listless automaton, talking constantly but saying nothing, squired from Mar-a-Lago to Trump Tower to her final destination, the White House,”

    Wasn’t predicting she’d die there, but ok.

    Do you think she’ll end it herself? or will it be Trump. One of the staff? Orders, Revenge… Public service?

    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
      5·
      2 days ago

      If we consider what happened with Trump’s exwife, I’d guess he’d order a hit on Melania a couple days before her NDA expires, then bury her a couple days later on one of his own golf courses.

      We can only hope he doesn’t live that long.