This is mine, that is yours, that’s yours too but only if there’s nothing valuable there. If there is, that’s mine too.

You mean America owns it?

NO ME!!!

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    I’d put good money that he doesn’t understand the metric system. Just give him the measurements in cm so it’s a big number and he’ll be the proud owner of approximately half a park bench.

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      And if that’s not enough for him, millimeters! Also it’s probably in area, not length, so the numbers increase exponentially