Maybe he is.

There’s a few documents we haven’t seen yet.

If so, either he hangs himself with his own hair during a freak CCTV glitch and network outage, or he becomes bff with jizzlane.

Yeah sorry Maduro. Dictators are only acceptable now if they also rape children.

The Cheetos is a true DictatorNG, he knows how it works, he diddles kids and if you don’t believe him he’ll invade another country just to prove you’re wrong