Love the way this is phrased, gonna borrow it for threats
“I will absolve your ass from the fabric of reality for the rest of time.”
I need a wheelchair, so… yeah
fuck them tables
I think chairs and tables are insufficiently different - people would end up using one as a substitute for the other. I think a more interesting question would be what if you were required to magically eliminate all perfectly level planes (tables, chairs, beds), or eliminate all slanted planes (ramps, screws, lazy boys)
I’ll get rid of chairs. Ottomans, which are not chairs, would be arranged around the tables for some reason. My ottomans have a vertical panel for a foot rest. It’s definitely a foot rest and not a chair, though. Chairs were banned.
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You can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.





