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I'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago

If this was your last day alive. What would you do?

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If this was your last day alive. What would you do?

I'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?

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      Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.

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        4 months ago

        May I see it?

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          One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.

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            Well, she is quote cuddly, I’ll give you that

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              I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.

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