A man charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent calls it an act of protest. Prosecutors are trying to prove that it was a federal crime.
It’s only a misdemeanor because the injuries sustained were only categorized as boo-boos. If they had been ouchies, we would be looking at felony charges.
It’s only a misdemeanor because the injuries sustained were only categorized as boo-boos. If they had been ouchies, we would be looking at felony charges.
You don’t understand, he could smell the mustard! He probably hates mustard!
Don forget about the onions!!
Only monsters don’t like- oh, right
It was French’s mustard, clearly an illegal immigrant sandwich. This Dunn guy was aiding an illegal alien’s assault of an officer.
They tried for felony charges. Multiple times. The grand juries (plural) refused to indict.
Thank god they were wearing vest, they could have died!
Double parking is now a life sentence.