Redditsux@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoTrump, 79, Admits He Might Not Get Into Heavenwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down113file-text
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minus-squarez3rOR0ne@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 days ago“Hey! Welcome to Heaven! Congratulations! You lived a virtuous life free of sin and full of good deeds. How would you like to spend eternity?” “Where’s Donald Trump!?!?” “Uhh…he’s very much in Hell…he wasn’t exactly…Heaven…material.” “Yeah, I know. I’d like to spend my eternity in Hell watching him burn!” “sighs Are you sure? This is an eternity you’re talking about here.” “Did I stutter?” “sighs loudly No…no you didn’t, portal opens…”
minus-squareNABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 days ago“Ok, but all the good seats are taken. You’ll be way in the back at this point.”
“Hey! Welcome to Heaven! Congratulations! You lived a virtuous life free of sin and full of good deeds. How would you like to spend eternity?”
“Where’s Donald Trump!?!?”
“Uhh…he’s very much in Hell…he wasn’t exactly…Heaven…material.”
“Yeah, I know. I’d like to spend my eternity in Hell watching him burn!”
“sighs Are you sure? This is an eternity you’re talking about here.”
“Did I stutter?”
“sighs loudly No…no you didn’t, portal opens…”
“Ok, but all the good seats are taken. You’ll be way in the back at this point.”