Their values? Make a fuck ton of money

Huh. My days of refusing to purchase EA products are certainly coming to a middle.

Another reason to skip EA games if you didn’t already.

Monetization over good games? Got it.

Yeah there goes the 1 EA game I ever bought lol. Not even that anymore. Values, Saudi Arabia and Jared should never be used in same sentence. Get Bent EA

Wait, this ISN’T an Onion article?

Well if there’s a bottom, they found a shovel.

MONEY

that’s some cope