Party of personal responsibility everyone!
If the first lady wasn’t in great shape, she would’ve fallen. But she’s in great shape
Wait till he finds out that most of the world has no issue with “broken escalators” AKA “stairs”
I was assuming he meant from inertia when it suddenly ground to a halt.
I also assume that he fell flat on his face, since he would have otherwise bragged about himself being in great shape like he normally does
Well, time to bomb the insurrectionists responsible, just like they called for nationally.
Party of merit-based hiring.
The insurrectionist call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
This is hilariously on point.
How to address the UN: “I’m really good, your countries are going to hell.”
What an amazing diplomat.
Has anyone tried pouring water on rump the child molester yet?
