Donald Trump told senior aides late Tuesday that he approved attack plans for Iran but has withheld a final order to see if Tehran would abandon its nuclear program, the Wall Street Journal reported on Wednesday, citing three people familiar with the deliberations.
I won’t believe it until a journalist is added to the group chat.
Congress needs to fucking step up here
The same Congress that’s giving him everything he wants and is about to pass a resolution stating “free Palestine” is anti-semitic?
Oh, bless your heart. You think Congress is going to do anything?
Of course his administration was heavily involved. Pentagon pizza orders skyrocketed right before the attack. Takeout food orders skyrocket anytime the pentagon staff has spend late nights dealing with some urgent military action.
There was also the 20k missiles that were supposed to be sent to Ukraine that got diverted to the middle east. They not only knew it was going to happen but stepped up on weaponry.
Like, U.S. attack plans? American people here: we would like to not go to war. Thanks.
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President no new wars is at it again, this time with a new war???
But comrade, is not war, you see? Is Special Military Operation! You must understand this!
How long will his MAGA foamers worship him when the draft starts up?
I suspect many of them will be willing to die for Trump. Their love for that man makes no sense.
He’s gonna get a lot of America hic killed. -pete hegseth.
That’s why I picked you. That was always the plan. - Donald dick
Picture the scene.
Two aides bursts in to the oval office to find the orange buffoon eating crayons. The smell of McDonald’s follows the aides in to the room and wafts towards the most stupid ‘president’ ever…
{P01135809 eyes widen as he sniffs the air}
“Sir…” eye rolls the first aide “can we attac…”
Chunky boy spits out the crayons and blurts, "Big Mac? It’s…is it Big Mac time?
“Soon, ‘sir’,” retorts the aide with another eye roll, “but first we need to…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again}. “It’s Big Mac time. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac time!” He sings while doing a pointy finger dance.
“Yes, soon…‘Sir’, Iran is looking quite brown, sign this so can we attack Iran with…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again. Drool is now dripping from his puckered bottom lip}
“Yes, YES. whatever, do it, do anything, just get me my big macs, FFS!!”
“If to say so. Sign here now and you’ll also get an apple pie.”
{P01135809 scribbles on to a piece of paper}
“BRING IN THE BIG MACS!”Both aides leave the room.
“Did he. Did he just agree to a war for a…”
“I always ask him these type of questions when the Macdonald’s arrives! He’ll agree to anything when he’s hangry.”
