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2 months agoSay “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
Say “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
you must only consume piss
No one whoever drank piss died because of it
I was meant to be doing something but I got distracted
I have no idea what I was meant to be doing because I smoked the mystery joint
I think most of it was probably blue cheese
Do you think he wanted to do this last time but ousted everyone who told him that’s fucking psychotically stupid?