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Mork

Deport Tuberville.

Stop, he can only get so erect.

Alternate shaved and not shaved so your chin is striped, trust me

(for real though, I think the beard looks good)

All I can say with certainty is it’s not me

22 billion at least

He’s wonderful and I adore him 💜

Edit: For context, our washing machine hasn’t turned on for ten months, and I’d been going to the laundromat biweekly. It abruptly started working a couple days ago, so we’re excitedly washing everything

I will be shocked if it takes that long.

Sorry liberal, “nuh uh you’re the one!” is grade school tactics. You have to be much more advanced to use that effectively.

Lmao triggered

Sounds like next there should be fourteen votes in favor of ignoring what the US wants now and moving forward.

Liam needs a good old fashioned boot up the ass, what the fuck are his hateful parents doing? CPS should be getting involved, because that kid has been abused to think that behavior is okay.

There really isn’t any hope for the future, is there

How about we just stop honoring Republicans’ right to marriage? They’re all abusers anyway so it’d probably save some people’s lives.

I had a pretty low key day today, and things went smoothly and painlessly. Just had to:

1: Get dressed for sexy Sunday

2: Go shopping for a friend’s last minute birthday present

3: See said friends, hang out for a bit

4: Go home

5: Make dinner

Step five is all that’s left, and prep is done so it should be easy peasy.

I feel bad for you though, that’s a brutal work schedule. I remember doing 50-55 hour weeks and not having any time or energy left to really care for myself, doing even more than that is just wild to me. I hope it’s at least setting you up for a lovely future!

In Magic the Gathering it’s usually correct to wait to play instant spells until your opponent’s turn, either on their upkeep or end step in most cases. Waiting as long as you can gives you more information to make the best play.

I’ve been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20

I’m not sharing my plans online.

Nudity. It’s just not a big deal, I think we could all stand to feel more comfortable and secure in our bodies and less ashamed.

That’s not what a straw man is.

Can’t be any worse than him