Just curious, is it possible for this person to like… transfer any credits earned into like a Canadian university?

Because I’m not sure how much of use is a US diploma is if the country collapses.

Why is there a red dot on the hand? My cat ran over and PAWed my phone out of my hand.

trump: fucks up the US economy, then dies

vance: “IT WAS THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT’S FAULT!” (technically correct, his predecessor was trump)

absolute “5D Chess” lmfao 🤣

At this rate, they’re gonna be deporting the prime minister of Canada, the pope, and king of England, when they visit in 2026

Sure, lets hire children for everything, I mean everything:

“I’m bored, my mom grounded me”

“Hey wanna play a game?”

“What?”

“Lets, turn the keys, see what happens.”

“…”

“C’mon pussy. There’s nothing fun at home anyways, you’re grounded. This is gonna be fun!”

“Um… fine…”

“Alright, 3… 2… 1…”

keys are turned simultaneously

🚀🌎🌏💥 (Nuclear ICBM Launched)

legislativussy

Congrussy 💀

Do it. Become pope.

US Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

No more presidency for you, dumbass.

(but then again, the constitution doesn’t seem to matter any more so what do I know 🤷‍♂️)

Half? Try 2/3. Remember those non-voters?

The migrant caravan ate the spy balloon then flew past the border checkpoints with the ingested helium. And then transformed into Haitian, of course. Then crash landed in the Suez Canal and blocked it.

Suez Canal was an Inside Job

Cargo Ships Cant Melt Steel Beams Block Canals

At this rate, they’d accuse Schwarzenegger of being a “RINO Democrat WOKE Feminist” and deport him.

The US Congress is about to join this list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_stamp_(politics)#Legislatures

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