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Cake day: June 28th, 2023

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    3 years old I took a corner to fast at Mervins and almost took out my right eye on a glass shelf, 2 stitches.

    6 years old I tried to do a backwards wheelie on my bike by jamming my foot in the front fork… while going down hill and carrying a load of oranges in my shirt. Went right over the handlebars, came to a stop on my chin. 13 stitches.

    […] I really wanted a broken arm, so people could sign my cast, but I never quite managed to break anything.