The Americans need to learn from the French where one egg is un oeuf.

That’s decades of lead poisoning for you!

Makes me wonder what the microplastics have in store for us? If all we get is an “I love you” from our Costco greeter and hand jobs on the menu at Starbucks we’ll be lucky.

Only an economic idiot?

Boys’ night out at the local strip club, he turns up at Ikea wondering where everyone is.