Venezuela?

That was the goal from the start.

So domestic terrorism?

Rosie has been living rent free in his head for well over a decade. It’s like Hillary lite.

Do we think maybe the bomber missed on purpose? Kind of like how there was a lack of precision by the military parade recently?

Obama having one is what’s causing his ulcer.

Jack in the box has tiny tacos, perfect size for his orange hands.

It’s a thing going around posting chubby Vance, often with baby talk about the zalensky thank you thing.

Trump just can’t get enough of that Musk teet.

Just start referring to him as president musk. That’ll go over well with trump.

Zero chance he wrote this.

I predict increase in marijuana sales over the next four years.