minus-squarekromem@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•If some higher being kept humans as pets how would their treats be marketed?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoHeroin - safer than fentanyl and sure to keep your human from ever running away. “When my little Bobby is a bit too active and needs to calm down, I chose heroin each time, every time.” “Heroin: Xorglob tested, human approved.” linkfedilink
Heroin - safer than fentanyl and sure to keep your human from ever running away.
“When my little Bobby is a bit too active and needs to calm down, I chose heroin each time, every time.”
“Heroin: Xorglob tested, human approved.”