Omg I’m so sorry 😭

Man, you’re probably right!

Me and my friend were once making weed puns out of country names. Examples:

Kush-ia

Ting-land

Pot-land

Scales

G-gypt

Slizz-rael

Gyal-estine

High-na

Blur-many

Grow-land

Bar-gentina

Blue-kraine

Spliff-uania

You get the idea.

Well, we had a third friend who hadn’t joined in yet. We asked him if he had any ideas. Bro didn’t get the assignment. His contribution?

WeedSpain

Socialism is democratic

I will only ever explain myself once. If the person I explained myself to seems to completely misunderstand me, I’ll just shut down and search for an escape from the conversation. I’m just so used to never getting through to people, and being misunderstood. No, I didn’t mean to upset you, and you insisting that I did is getting us nowhere. Accept that I’m sorry.

But no. Never happens. So I barely try any more.