I take it you have no issue with someone coming to your house and murdering you, like Russia is doing in Ukraine.

Steven Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the pet cemetery.

Is that reich?

I think it’s a rule that countries that have been conquered by the french have to use those colours.

America covering up the removal of Trump’s name? Never, surely.

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs. Such a pain in the arse when you have to refer to them.

Kristi Noem ‘blindsided’ by report about her cross-dressing husband wife

And there goes the last shred of doubt that the US is a fascist regime.

No CEOs or politicians makes it hard. Can we do people from the past? If so I choose baby Donald Trump, baby Elon Musk and baby Peter Theil.

https://uk.haynes.com/products/fiat-500-panda-2004-2012-haynes-repair-manual

“Gold-digging slut” is a weird name for an opera house, but, whatever.

TACO Bellend.

Not enough to not vote for one for your president apparently.

Not sure what’s more tragic. This post or the country that voted for the person that made this post.

Linoleum is also antibacterial, which is a good property for a kitchen floor.

That every time people had sex, the woman became pregnant. I thought that every sex scene in a film meant the film had to be stopped for 9 months until the actress could give birth.

These are both subjectively true.

Clarke’s third law. “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Quicksand thing is fucking stupid though.

In ancient Rome, the sitting emperor often would choose a successor from, well anybody really, often not even a relation. They then adopted that person. If one has to have hereditary rulers, this seems a fairly sensible way to go about it.